VR Porn Orgy Reviews #2: Christmas, Part 2

Hello, fellow subjects of Santa Claus’ careful and advanced behavior inspection! I really do hope that you have been nice this year and you will be getting a lot of gifts. Otherwise, you might just spend a lot of time watching VR porn with the rest of us perverted human beings who crave for the perfect sexual encounter. Don’t you frown and don’t be sad, there’s a special kind of Santa for every one of us and he can definitely help fulfill your fantasy of having an orgy with multiple girls.

You don’t believe me yet? Well, then allow me to present to you a VR film unlike any other, with a story that takes place at the North Pole, in Santa’s secret workshop. This story involves elves, technologically-advanced sex dolls, depictions of fantasy universes, as well as steamy group sex scenes. If you’re ready for some mind-blowing action, then drink up your cinnamon cocoa, swallow that last bite of gingerbread, get under the mistletoe and put your VR headset on. This is going to be quite a ride!

“Santa’s Wankzshop” by Wankz VR

It’s the night before Christmas and there are a lot of preparations going on in Santa’s workshop, as well as in his multiple warehouses. Toys are carefully crafted, tested for quality reasons, boxed, wrapped, and prepared for delivery. This doesn’t seem like the most ordinary plot, does it? It invites you into a humorous world of fantasy where Santa is a really cool dude who wears sunglasses and gives away faulty sex dolls to his elves. Wait, what? Allow me to explain.

Just look at how realistic these dolls look! Also, they fulfill some of the greatest fantasies an American geek can have! Image Source: WankzVR.

In the beginning of the film, you realize that you’re one of Santa’s little elvish helpers. The fat bearded man who’s wearing aviator sunglasses informs you that you can have the faulty sex dolls just for yourself: “We gotta get rid of these… actually, these are yours“. In the meantime, you notice how a hunky elf delivers two very large, human-sized crates. The dolls inside seem so realistic that you wouldn’t even realize that they aren’t real people!

The first crate contains a doll that must have been designed to resemble Princess Leia Morgana from Star Wars. This is already one of the greatest fantasies of geeks all over the world. And the fact that she actually bears a striking resemblance to Adria Rae is simply mind-blowing. But what can there be in store for the rest of the crates containing defective dolls?

Well, when Santa presents the second crate, you notice how it contains a doll in a Native American attire (portrayed by the petite beauty Gina Valentina). The perverted Santa explains the production process “We took two hams, pressed them together, and came up with this“. Next thing you know, the old man in the red suit pulls up the skirt to reveal her bubble butt. It looks very nice and really wakes up some of your deepest fantasies.

Santa then proceeds to hold together the two dolls by reaching around their shoulders, just to tell you about how you should take good care of them because they’re really special. He then uses his hand to grab the crotch of the Native American, just to show you how they are activated. The doll exclaims “Santa!” in a joyful and surprized voice. Oh boy, it begins!

Did you think this would be a threesome with two beauties? Think again! You will be joined by two more dolls, thus totaling the number of babes at four: Chanel Preston will portray a doll who’s wearing a sexy Santa outfit with a special cap that reads “Naughty”, while blonde hottie Zoey Monroe will spice up this special orgy with an outfit that is reminiscent of the Japanese animation Sailor Moon – complete with a star wand!

Are these dolls really defective? Well, Santa must have known something if he decided not to deliver them. Image Source: Wankz VR.

Once these dolls are all activated, they will become extremely horny and seem to have lesbian tendencies! They will completely ignore your penis for the first few minutes, as Leia and the Native American form a 69 that gets the licking and caressing assistance of the babe in a Santa suit, as well as the rainbow-colored fairy! Just for your visual enjoyment, they will spit into the poor petite Indian girl’s butthole, try to enlarge it with a finger or the magic star wand, and stick their tongues where the sun don’t shine!

And just when you would assume that your time has come to receive all the attention, they will carry on with their lesbian tendencies, but reverse the roles: the Native American doll will start penetrating the rainbow fairy’s ass with her own thick magic wand. Meanwhile, you will finally start pounding a horny Princess Leia in missionary position, while the Santa Claus-suited babe assists you by rubbing the rebel princess’ clitoris. However, the perverted lady in red and white won’t be able to bear her secondary role for a very long time, and will soon make you pound her, as she reverses roles with Princess Leia. The Native Indian decides to punish the naughty Santa girl by sitting on her face, and the blonde fairy carries the wand in her mouth, as if she is preparing to deliver it to somebody who will put it to good use. Simply beautiful!

The Native American doll might be the wildest, but she can’t escape your charms. Image Source: Wankz VR.

But as you know, a fairy’s wish is more likely to come true, and this sex doll knows exactly what she wants: she gets on top of you and starts riding in cowgirl position, as the other two babes who enjoyed your meat rod so far start feasting on her beautiful breasts. But what about the Native American doll? Well, she waits for you to reverse the pounding position with the fairy, and then puts her beautiful butt on top so you can enjoy the view, and she can receive tender tickles, caresses and fingers inside both of her holes! And in the end, you splash all of your sticky come all over their allegedly-defective doll bodies.

“Santa’s Wankzshop” is a really interesting mash-up of cultural elements, much like a more fantastic all-female version of the Village People: and the parallel isn’t just coincidental, as both groups are meant to depict various sex fantasies. Every Star Wars fan must have fantasized about Princess Leia, especially after having seen the scene from Episode 6 where she is captured by Jabba the Hutt. Furthermore, fairies are a big part of the Western mythologies, and their descriptions have fueled the imagination of horny men for centuries. Last but not least, there are the Native American babe (the dream of pretty much former European colonist, right?), as well as the Santa Claus doll (because men have always dreamed about a busty female Santa who delivers much more than toys and candy). If the ideas behind the depictions rely on the various fantasies of men worldwide, then the choices are pretty inspired (though my geeky self would have inserted a character like Lara Croft into the mix, just for the fun of it).

This is the kind of orgy that we only see in our wildest dreams. Image Source: Wankz VR.

The actresses do a great job at spicing up the action and making it look both nice and nasty: it’s probably this dichotomy between naughty and nice, which is deeply rooted in our beliefs, that inspired the action in this film.

Gina Valentina is certainly the actress who stands out the most in this film, due to the fact that she is the only non-fictional character and she displays a unique sexual energy that brings a lot of extra excitement. This petite black-haired teenager from Brazil just exudes sexuality and the fact that she stole the show when she played with more experienced actresses tells a lot about the potential she has in the industry. She did a tremendous job playing the wild Native American girl and her performance alone makes the film worth watching.

Adria Rae also shines in the role of Princess Leia, as she brings a very kinky dimension to the often-fantasized about Star Wars Character. The 20 year old brown haired lady from Las Vegas is also new in the porn industry and she delivers a stellar performance as one of the two main characters involved in the film’s plot.

Chanel Preston is the industry veteran who keeps it all together. She rarely takes the spotlight, but she is incredible at improving the immersion level, using her beautiful face to express the various situations to the viewer, and making sure that everything goes on according to the plan. She kisses, caresses, licks, and always assists her younger colleagues and she looks absolutely stunning all the way through. The 31 year-old lady from Alaska is also the tallest and bustiest lady on the set, standing at 5 foot 8 (1.73 meters) and sporting her absolutely gorgeous D-cut breasts. Every move she makes is absolutely delightful and you should absolutely keep an eye on her!

The actresses have a really great chemistry, though they don’t necessarily act their roles. Image Source: Wankz VR.

The petite Detroit girl Zoey Monroe is the second oldest actress on the set, at the age of only 24! Her contributions to the orgy are spicy and intriguing, as she is the only lady who bears a phallic-shaped object that eventually gets used as an impromptu dildo. The passion she brings with every touch and every caress are mesmerizing, and it’s also great that the producers thought about also having a blonde on the set. We all know that they have more fun and pleasure our eyes and minds while they’re at it.

Overall, “Santa’s Wankzshop” is a premium Holiday Season production that relies on a ridiculous and purposely-humorous plot that doesn’t take itself too seriously and quickly washes away once the intercourse begins, and that presents an interesting take on men’s most common fantasies. If we get to see the defective dolls from Santa’s workshop and get such a great and diverse experience, I’m actually wondering what the perfectly-functional dolls look and feel like! Given the arguments listed above, the film receives a solid 9 out of 10, with a strong recommendation for every VR orgy enthusiast or fan of any of the 4 gorgeous ladies.

Happy holidays!